Knock  Knock

Whos there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Dont' cry its only me

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

Your under a vest

What do call a snail on a ship?

A snailor

What might you eat in Paris?

The Trifle Tower

What did the firemans wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking

What is a Myth?

A female moth

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

Dinosnores

What is an archeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins